From: Microsoft Propaganda Honcho
To: Microsoft Propaganda Minion
Subject: “Five Misunderstood Features in Windows Vista”

Propaganda Minion,

You remember that a fortnight ago, on my orders, we pulled our propaganda document, “Five Misunderstood Features in Windows Vista”,¹ from the internet only hours after tech bloggers around the world had laughed themselves hoarse over it, and I ordered you to rewrite some of the more misunderstood sections. I have now evaluated your changes in the new version. Continued →

1. Original version [pdf]; new version. ↩

A movement for string quartet. Demo features robot string players. Please spare a thought for the robots as they saw sadly at their instruments. Human musicians interested in playing it, please email me for the score.